ooh if we’re doing lame jokes today
two goldfish are in a tank
one turns to the other and says
“hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
Tagged as: #for future reference #funny
Old Generation:
"You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation:
"You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation:
"You were named after a fictional character."
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Paradise by the Dashboard Light - New Directions
screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse:
All you need to know about why you should watch Firefly.
This is the first moment I knew I would treasure Firefly for ever.
From quietly whimpering to screaming with laughter in two seconds flat.
Just one of the best scenes, period.
“Ladies and Gentlemen: We’re the New Directions.”
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Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
AnonymousNo, and this is not something I’d do. Also, I don’t think it is safe to meet strangers, so please, be safe.
Tagged as: #Anonymous #I mean it
