Alis Volat Propriis

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

via rainbowrowell · originally by mayadevilou

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

via borogroves · originally by ungratefullittleshit

-teesa-:

8.5.14

Now who’s a name dropper, Stephen?

via alianne · originally by -teesa-
aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

via alittlelost · originally by thecatsmustbecrazy
via yune02 · originally by catsparella.com
"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."
— Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)
via alianne · originally by elderwand
via bogca87 · originally by loochop
mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

via bogca87 · originally by lolgifs.net

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

via alianne · originally by divinedorothy