lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
Now who’s a name dropper, Stephen?
Glamour finally speaking my language
FICS BEFORE DICKS
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny