Alis Volat Propriis

damnsherly:

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

^^^

via lacigreen · originally by neonjungleworld

meechwoods:

THAT SECOND GIF.
CAN WE JUST SAY THAT STILES’ UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE BONERS ARE REAL AND BE DONE WITH IT BECAUSE THAT IS A “YOU JUST MADE IT INTO THE SPANK BANK AND I AM GONNA MAKE A HELLUVA DEPOSIT” LOOK. 

i don’t even ship this like at all but that is a thing that happened

sizvideos:

Things Disney Characters Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them - Video

via damnsherly · originally by sizvideos

bidonica:

sorry I had to

via theashleyclements · originally by bidonica
via lacigreen · originally by cyberharpie

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

via untiltheveryend · originally by riddlemetom

dyalnobrien:

#teen wolf: a summary

via yune02 · originally by dyalnobrien

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

via yune02 · originally by divinedorothy

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

via lacigreen · originally by clannyphantom