I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
This ended completely different from what I expected
I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.
Reporter: So, why do you write these strong female characters?
Joss Whedon: Because you’re still asking me that question.
"One rule that I have, which I used to say in a far less articulate way, is that things will never inevitably go exactly the way you planned. That’s just life. However, if you work really hard and you are kind and you are generous, you will make things far beyond your original intentions, things that will surpass any dreams you could possibly have. It’s important to remember that. So anything you’re putting out there, regardless if it’s to be an artist or to be a chef, I believe in hard work and kindness. With that, you will go so far."
"I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain."
"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
I’ve been waiting for this one [x]
Hank still grabs the camera and pushes the zoom button himself while vlogging. In an age of HD video and crisp sound and Iron Man-level visual effects on YouTube, I find this encouraging.
Somebody made this, and now I have something in both of my eyes.
(via The Wisdom of Wil - Imgur)
It’s not about what you love. It’s about how you love it.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy